Here Comes the Popper

What is it with popping all these balloons!?!  

Yes, Biden is the Balloon Man -- no arguing about it.  But man was I wrong.  I admit it, manning up!  He hates them!          

It's like a vendetta.  That gangsta aint playin.  Hatred so hot it's bad for the Planet.

Welcome to Hell, Biden.

 

Is nowhere safe from his fury?

And no one?

Hurry kids!  Run!!

Well, someone is safe...

...but he knows the danger is real!  Not just ugly...

...homicidal!

Millions terrorized!

Thousands crushed

and smothered!

 

Of course he's afraid!

...but he must destroy the enemy!

And if he can pop 99 Red Chinese balloons, he saves America!

But not just Red.  All balloons must perish!

The Popper Man comes when it's Inopportune

He always comes out by the Light of the Moon

Your Global Warming has caused a Typhoon

So here comes the Popper to pop your Balloon!

        2024       

J