*Killing Baby Hitler

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It's not even a question.  Duh.  Moronic.  What kind of a monster would do that.  No, not monster.   Idiot.  But maybe that's you.  For shame.  Let me explain it to you.  I would go back, in my magically scientific time machine, kidnap baby Hitler, and raise him properly.  

If anyone needs killing, it's Alois Hitler, the father.  

What's that, you complain?  Well first, don't complain.  It's just whining about something you don't intend to change.  But you say, for the purposes of your thought experiment ... yeah, thought experiment, like what Einstein did to come up with the Special Theory of Relativity.  But anyway you say the only choice allowed is to kill baby Hitler -- not anyone else, and no kidnapping.  Because it would catastrophically disrupt the space-time continuum or something.  Reverse the polarity of the Big Bang, so it's a Little Squeak, is that really how you spell it, squeak?  Why not squeek?  Weak week, so I guess it works.  And I just spelled it quess.  What's that about.  

Alcohol is another word I have trouble spelling.  I just wrote smelling.  Then jut.  Then rot.  At least they're words.  And I did spell alocolhol correctly.  Well not that time, but you know what I mean. 

So here's baby Hitler.  

How about just somehow make him bald?  If we have time travel technology, then bald should be easy.  

But that's pretty shallow.  Hitlers can be bald.  

Mini hitlers.

(For comparison purposes only.  Eisenhower was great.)

Of course, something like this

is not meant to be serious.  And when you think about it, every baby is Hitler.  Absolute will, utterly unreasonable.  Able to be comforted.  Wanting to feel loved.  

Hitler as a tween

This is a boy with stupid parents. 

 And not one smile in the lot -- maybe a few smirks.

This one

-- you can read too much into it.  Many of the kids had their arms crossed.  

What a murderer's row. And him in the middle. But it was the adults who posed them, and no smiling.  We don't hear much about that teacher.  Talk about missed opportunities.  My fourth-grade teacher was Mr Larson.  Turned out he was super gay.  But we didn't have a clue about that.

It's just the angle of his chin, and that doesn't have to mean anything.  But maybe it does

Death to all Baby Hitlers?  Being an American, if there is such a thing anymore, and such a place, what other babies should be killed?  

Baby Woodrow Wilson?

I don't suppose this baby needs killing.  As for

well...  No.  No, of course not.  What were you thinking!  It's always the adults.  Remember?  Am I wasting my time here?

If this were actually baby Wilson, the woman would have been enslaved.

John C Calhoun?

(Regrettably, no baby pix available.)

Roger B Taney

Harry A Blackmun

Ruth B Ginsburg

Slavery and abortion.  Oh, and anti-Constitutionalism, so FDR and LBJ, and BO, and Jerbjer.  But only one is specifically about killing babies.  Well, the Holocaust ... but not specifically.

So then, just as Black Lives Matter, and Never Again, well, um ... hmm.  Um, death to all babies who might grow up to be Hitlers.  Yeah, that works.  Proposed motto for Planned Parenthood™ (the world's largest abortion-services provider): No More Hitlers!  Talk about pro-life!

But I didn't answer the question.  Obliquely, it's about Julius Caesar.  His assassination is one of the greatest crimes in history.  Because he might have wanted to be a king, they got 500 years of military dictatorship.  Ironic, isn't it.  Tsk tsk.  That's your answer.  Kill babies for what they have done, not what they might do.  

All of these people, these destructive people (excluding Eisenhower) thought they were right.

I rarely know how these things are going to end.  

J