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Thursday, November 16, 2023

*How to Spell Biden-ism, and Today's Vocabulary Word, and Why I Am Still Deplorable


The rule for adding ism to the end of a word when the noun ends in a vowel, that vowel is dropped and replaced with the i of 'ism'.  Thus, Nazi-ism becomes Nazism.  And Obama- ism becomes Obam-ism.
But it's biden-ism   

Is hillary still around?  The mad woman in the attic?  The streetcorner bag lady scretching about all the demons she sees everywhere -- or is it Nazi, or Obami. I'm sure I've seen her on the, as you people say, internet. Gliding along like a cartoon cat sneaking up on a mouse.  

Oh, I remember.  And I'm still, still, deplorable.  I am whatever she says I am.  If I wasn't why would she say I am???  ... Well, no, not ME, in that I voted for, but I was not a Trump supporter. We've been thorough this. 

But what is forevermore to be understood by the term deplorable, is its reference to non-hillary, and now non-biden, and so of course non-progress, non-woke, non-protranz, non pro-hamas, non-pro-terrorism, non-anti-semitic ... huh ....   

*ahem*

To collect my thoughts ... deplorable is the increasingly fading and obscure, like hillary, description of
rule-of-law americans.   Deplorable.  

Charles Krauthammer, now gone to his reward, coined the term: Bush derangement syndrome.  It has kept its currency, as Trump derangement syndrome.  Like Cleopatra, it is infinite in its variety.  Excect it's not about variety.  It's anything on that's not on the left.  If not Trump, in the coming generational election, it will be some other republican.  So it's really … Republican derangement syndrome.  

Not just 
trump, but any republican victory, and we would see it all again, replayed like another remake of a Disney movie -- no original ideas at all, just much more expensive.  Should the final nail be driven into america's coffin, and ... well, of course not biden, he will be dead, via the 20-year-curse ... but whatever lefty ghoul you stupid stupid americans might possibly install as the occupant of the Oval ... no, Zero Office -- my this is a long sentence -- and I've lost the thread of its meaning.  

It's about the left, and how they love to accuse and call names -- like me, but I'm right -- you know, the protesters -- that's their secret identity, you know because of the masks ... and their spirit animal is the chupacapra or sasquatch or Nessie, or any of the other invisible monster animals.  

The protesters, I say, or, if you will, the tantrumpers, who, you remember, actually Blocked Freeways, protesting Trump's first election.  And of course the rioting and looting ... it would be so nice if we had law enforcement.  

They don't need to be killed, or beaten, or gassed, these anti-rule-of-law, anti-self-control, anti-civilization forces. They need to be arrested and fined, or, in some cases, imprisoned. Is that not reasonable? The way, as we have discussed, the British Raj wiped out the murder cult of the thuggee.  And yes, there should be some executions.  Rule of law, and law enforcement, and justice, which is an equal and appropriate response. So, execution, for murder.  Just saying.  

 I live in the wild wilding New West, where outlaws roam free and there are no boarders, only frontiers, opening upon our great fertile plains and cities, available for the mass migration of vast and innumerable herds of migrants, by any other name … somehow, refugees?  Fleeing, what, the socialist hellhole of Venezuela, to this, our burgeoning socialist hellhole, of america?   

 So I, native of a failed state, california, speak as a mere theoretician.  In this analogy, of the open frontier and wild west, I am the scolding schoolmarm.  Sad fool that I am, to think a marm could trump the nanny state.  Nanny can call names, and it's not hate speech.  In this era, and metaphor, nannies hate FREE speech.

So, children, we've studied how to spell nazism and bidenism.  Today's vocabulary word is:

    Tantrump (v): 
  1. to violently deplore representational democracy; 
  2. to impose one's emotional upset upon society as a whole; 
  3. to selflessly protest against the hatred and bigotry of racist Amerikkka.  
   
    Usage: 
     "That fool be tantrumping all over yo ass!"  
     "Hey, Ashton, me and Breah are gonna get AOC tats on our areolas, and you can get your Prince Albert disinfected ... then we'll tantrump against the fascists!" 
    
     "Dude meet in 20 at the galleria -- flash tantrump!"

Sometimes it's necessary to start the education process all over again.


J

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