President Phido

Who says spy balloon?  Why does it always have to be balloons? -- let alone spy balloons -- not to say Chinese spy balloons.  

Why not kites?

Box kites?

Chinese box kites

...Butt Biden loves the Chinese, though.  So Japanese kites?

Maybe a paper airplane contest

or a migration of monarch butterflies

or a flock of seagulls

or Jonathan Livingston Seagull

or a stork

or Socrates in a basket

or not-a-friend of Dorothy

or a game of quidditch

or a flying city

or a floating island

or a little planet

or Cloud Cuckoo Land.

It could be so many things:

 

In memoriam, 9/5/40 - 2/15/23

But surely it could not be an utterly incompetent administration overreacting to and overcompensating for its cowardice and indecision and conflicted self-interests and bewilderment as to where its sworn duty lies.

I used to have a dog that would bark at its own farts. Now we all have that dog.  

Phido barks at farts! 

Phido seen [a] BJ!

J

Here Comes the Popper

What is it with popping all these balloons!?!  

Yes, Biden is the Balloon Man -- no arguing about it.  But man was I wrong.  I admit it, manning up!  He hates them!          

It's like a vendetta.  That gangsta aint playin.  Hatred so hot it's bad for the Planet.

Welcome to Hell, Biden.

 

Is nowhere safe from his fury?

And no one?

Hurry kids!  Run!!

Well, someone is safe...

...but he knows the danger is real!  Not just ugly...

...homicidal!

Millions terrorized!

Thousands crushed

and smothered!

 

Of course he's afraid!

...but he must destroy the enemy!

And if he can pop 99 Red Chinese balloons, he saves America!

But not just Red.  All balloons must perish!

The Popper Man comes when it's Inopportune

He always comes out by the Light of the Moon

Your Global Warming has caused a Typhoon

So here comes the Popper to pop your Balloon!

        2024       

J