So they caught him, and it turns out he was just as much of a loser as we know he was. Lived with his mommy. Wanted to be a cop but couldn’t hack it. So he settled for rent-a-cop. And then he died, of being so fat, , age 44, heart attack of course. Disgusting.
Yep.
Oh. Did I say he was guilty? My bad. Heh heh. Turns out he was innocent. Richard Jewell. I don't actually know if he went by "Dick." Does it matter, facts like that? Should i have stated it correctly, right up front -- taken the trouble to check?
I mean here I am pretending to be all outraged about something that happened nearly 30 years ago or whenever, and I can't even be bothered to get his name, well, whatever.
Anyways, he was falsely accused, by the sages of virtue in the media. Hopefully in the past nearly 30 years things are much much much better, with the media. And government agencies, law-enforcement and shiz like that -- more integrity now, hopefully.
The NYT did some inconsistent CYA, in Oct 96, claiming or reporting, whatever, that "a number of law-enforcement officials have said privately for months that they thought Mr. Jewell had been involved in the bombing, even though there was no evidence against him and some evidence seemed to rule him out".
FBI agents -- and the shine is certainly off that apple, and its worm asexually multiplied enough to fill a can -- the FIB tried to trick Jewell into waiving his Constitutional rights. Trickery … treachery.
The US Attorney in Atlanta, Kent Alexander, issued a statement claiming the "Justice" Dept "regretted" "leaking" the investigation. Later, three FBI officials were censured by the Department of "Justice". Is that aspirational justice, or putative justice.
These three traitors to their presumed oath of office should be named, so:
- Woody Johnson - Head of FBI Atlanta office -- nicknamed Woody because he's turned on by dead bodies, it is rumored, by me;
- David Tubbs - Head of FBI Kansas City office -- nicknamed Tubbs because he likes to immerse himself in tubs of fresh pig feces. That is, pig feces that is fresh, not feces from fresh pigs, like they've just had a good scrub. I think I've learned to try to be more accurate, what with that irresponsible mistake I made a while back about Richard Jewell's name, being, maybe Dick; and
- FBI agent Donald Johnson, Head of just being incompetent scum, and a well known part-time male prostitute. I'm sure I might plausibly imagine that detail was leaked somewhere, sometime, from a source, maybe Dan Rather, if he's still alive -- nobody can ever really know a claim like that, if Dan Rather is still alive, if he ever was, rather than being a fictional character, like other well-known betrayers, like
Cain, or Judas, or Benedict Arnold, who also were not censured by the "Just Us" department of the federal government, of the United States, a country based on the rule of law and reliant upon the integrity of the persons entrusted with administering such laws.
The news hounds, or is it pigs, who also have a fantastic sense of smell -- I don't mean they smell fantastic, I mean their capacity for accurate olfactation, which might be a word, but I can't be bothered to check.… Anyways, the news hounds, but I also mean the bulldogs (an old-time criminal underworlds slang term, or "argot", for police etc (the way "pigs" was too, back in hippy days (but I always thought that was very rude and unfair, since individuals should not be judged as groups))) -- the dogs, I say, had no problem sniffing out Dick's private details and dragging them all across the news. Dick is also an old time term for criminal investigators -- if false accusations even are criminal ... maybe they're civil.
Jay Leno called him the Unadoofus (a callback to the then-still relevant Unabomber). His mother was, inevitably, the Una-mamma. Tee hee. Jump in, boys. The blood’s fine! Shark is a term for -- not slimy, not greasy -- accuracy is important … disreputable lawyers, but I repeat myself.
The real bomber? Eric Rudolph, who later bombed a couple of abortion mills and a LGBTQplus nightclub, in those days that sort of club were still allowed to be strictly noninclusively and undiversely lesbian. I hardly know what to say. Can’t see a connection. The Olympics are gay? Abortionists are gay? Abortion is gay like the Olympics? I don’t get it. Gays should be aborted at the Olympics? Huh? Dude's crazy.
Fun Fact: Real-killer Eric Rudolph lived as a fugitive for five years, hiding in the woods of the Appalachian Mountains where he ate acorns and salamanders, and lizards and beetles and grubs; raiding vegetable gardens and grain silos, and rummaging through dumpsters. He was arrested while rummaging through a dumpster. He was wearing new sneakers at the time, and could not produce a receipt, yet he was NOT charged with shoplifting, which in those days WAS a crime. During his wilderness years, Rudolph had squirreled away 250 lbs of dynamite.
Bonus Fun Fact: Eric’s older brother, Daniel, deliberately severed one of his hands from his body with a radial-arm saw and mailed it out as a videotape (a primitive precursor of the internet); the video included a narrative explanation that the act was designed to "send a message to the FBI and the media." The hand, the left, was reattached surgically.
Rudolph published his memoir in 2013. The U.S. Attorney General seized $200 toward paying off Rudolph's million dollar restitution fine.
Conman congress person, but I repeat myself, George Santos, homosexual republican, in a historic precedent, has recently been expelled from office -- precedent because he has not yet been given an actual hearing or trial, and, yet, also, has not denied the numerous accusations, which include, (according to the "mostly factual" Pink News, which must be legit) "wire fraud, money laundering and one count of conspiracy to commit offenses against the United States".
Histrionic bigot fraud actor -- but I repeat myself, Jussie Smollett who loved to pretend to be a victim of black maga thugs, was convicted but remains shameless.
One of these things is not like the others. Themedia whores don’t care about guilt or innocence. They care about news, by which is meant agenda, fame and profit, in that order, for themselves. One of the whores, by the name of Tom Brokaw, "reported" of Jewell that "speculation is that the FBI is close to making the case. They probably have enough to arrest him right now, probably enough to prosecute him, but you always want to have enough to convict him as well. There are still some holes in this case."
"Holes" in this instance must mean "innocence." Brokaw is probably a poet, to use words so elliptically, probably an ax-murderer poet -- a drug-addict, child-molesting ax-murderer poet. In the future everyone will be falsely accused for fifteen minutes. That's not the difference.
The former congressperson (which spellcheck thinks is one word) and the former actor are unrepentant. Jewell was guilty of nothing. His record includes saving the life of a choking baby. The former actor pretended to be a race-victim. Jewell was an honest to God hero.
The poseurs and frauds have cut short their careers as surely as if they'd used a radial-arm saw. Jewell died because of damage done to his heart.
Jewell sued and settled several libel suits. Most of the money went to lawyers and taxes, so liars and corrupt government, per history and observation. But he was grand marshal of parades, and gave speeches. He has a sort of monument. And Clint Eastwood directed a film about him in 2019. In terms of boxoffice, it was Eastwood's worst opening-weekend in 40 years
So now we’ll take another look at
Richard Jewell, and we’ll see a good man, for all we know, and one certainly worthy of our public praise and respect. If only we could know about such things before it was too late. But who will inform us? The media whores? Better to know nothing, than to know lies.
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