As we have ineluctably demonstrated time and again, biden is the worst president since James Buchanan, another one-termer, who like biden was a career politician and a hermaphrodite. That is, Buchanan was a hermaphrodite. I have no positive information in that regard about biden.
Buchanan, the only bachelor president, had an engagement that in 1819 was traumatically and mysteriously broken off. The young woman, Ann Coleman, was deeply shocked, never spoke of it, and not long after died, age 23, of "hysterical convulsions" -- thought to be a deliberate drug overdose. Edgar Allen Poe was only 10 years old at the time, a month older than Lincoln.
There's his highly notable cohabitation with William King -- Buchanan called it a communion. Andrew Jackson called them Miss Nancy and Aunt Fancy. King was considered effeminate, so of course there is speculation re homosexuality. But a hermaphrodite cannot be homosexual.
Buchanan was six feet tall and weighed 220 pounds, but was described as small. He had tiny feet and could not grow facial hair. One eye was very near-sighted and the other was very far-sighted, and they were positioned asymmetrically.
A "chimera" is an organism whose cells derive from more than one zygote. This can happen with human fetuses. Over half of the individuals identified as chimera are hermaphrotitic. "Other clinical signs ... are body asymmetry ... and different colored eyes" (-- also, visible "lines of Blaschko", which are 'striped' skin patterns that almost everyone has, a relic of embryonic development, and analogous to zebra stripes and leopard spots. They can show up under very strong blacklight.)
Buchanan's memorial, in Washington, D.C., shows him enthroned on a long platform, equidistant between two seminude figures symbolizing Law and Diplomacy - male to the right and female to left ... our right, his left. These figures are each approximately half the size of that of Buchanan. You might say, two of them makes one of him.
biden is the only one fully clothed -- really draped up -- or, is he sewing a quilt? I mean Bvchanan.
Just saying.
As for biden (known to history as JRB, Jr - Jerbjer), he's a sort of loudmouth ward heeler -- say nothing for as long as possible, then stop talking -- back slapping, glad handing, speech stumper -- hair sniffing, shower taking repetitionist. Not small town -- his corruption is petty on an intercontinental scale - proportional to some small-time second banana who slipped home to the White House. A cowardly braggart loudmouth threatener who knows but will never know how small he is for where he is.
"Psst. I'm the Commander in Chief!"It's good to be the king, I'm not joking. Here comes the choo-choo engineer, with a key! [sing-song] he's a-comin' down the street! Woo a-wooo! And now I’m a cowboy! Doo dee doo dee doo dee... [singing]
But, how dare you use a pronoun about me. I am universal. I transcend all limits. What is grammar to such as me. … I mean this one. But I don’t mean I. No pronouns, dammit. Pronouns are racist, uh, bigoted. Pro nouns? What about being pro, um, verbs? Proverbs. Well that doesn’t work -- patriarchal. But yes it does, because I say so, I mean This One says so. Do articles count as pronouns? I say no.
Who would have thought politics depended so much on grammar. Well, the nomenklatura knows it.
Marriage, life, identity -- whatever. This One ... THIS ONE decides the meaning of all things.
It's all so fluid, what people are. What is 'are'? 'R'. 'Ah'. To be, too bee, tuby. Tumescent. Transitioning. Like sewing the skin suit of Silence of the Lambs. Kwazy Kwilt. "It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or it gets the hose, again." It -- a pronoun. It.
Only two pronouns then. THIS ONE, and it. You're the it. I'm the ONE. No, dangit. It's the it. (Psst. That's you.) THIS ONE is THIS ONE. Yeah. Yes. [tumescence]
biden is giving us the hose. biden is giving us his hose, its hose. It's not that he, it, is or is not a hermaphrodite. He's just whatever, like pronouns. If he weren't an empty skin suit, he'd be nothing at all.
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