on a mechanical bull.
But re Twattle that whole 144 character thing is a bit constricting, which I don't mind in underwear but my brain must roam free like the wild antelope bounding cross the expansive American plains of the Old West. Nevertheless, I'll share a few of my deep twatts with you:
- Ever wonder why hot dogs come in packs of 8 but buns come in packs of 10?
- Man, ever notice how bad airplane food is?
- Did you ever notice that dog is God spelled backwards?
- Ever notice how people are always on their laptops at Starbucks?