It was a dark and stormy night.
The night was dark, so very dark, and quite stormy. ... It -- by which is meant the night -- was stormy and dark. ... The darkness of the night was so dark, and the storminess made the darkness seem that much darker and more nightlike.
[Yikes. It's just getting worse.]
Dark and stormy, the night screamed like a ravished virgin. ... The dark, stormy night ranted madly in a barometric tantrum.
It was an ebonic nocturnal tempest. ... The stygian typhoon of eventide...
[No, no, no.]
Prosopopeic fuliginous Nyx, enceinte as it were with lachrymal lamia farouche as Hecate, disbosomed upon her terrene demiorb an empyreal borasque.
Dark storm roiled through the night, stirring up ghosts untroubled since pagan times.
[Pagans?! At least it isn't pirates.]
Dark the night was, and stormy -- aye.
O Thou, Night of Dark Storm, whither goest? -- whence cometh thine exudations of witching Strife?
It all started on a dark night that was stormy.
[Um ... no.]
I never would, or could, have dreamed, or believed, that anything like it could ever have had happened, to somebody, anybody at all, really, such as myself, but, man, oh, man, believe you me, it really, truly, did happen, and not too very long ago, either, and, not only that, but, also, what’s more, it happened to me, too, one dark, and stormy, night!
"Take me! Take me now, you big man!" moaned Stormie Knight darkly as she threw herself panting and naked onto the hot wet sand.
[Hmm. I'll deal with this later.]
The night swayed into my office on dark clouds like your mother never wanted you to see. A lacy froth of storm just barely held back the thrusting silky light of the soft, full moon. Brother, could I feel the wind rising, and how.
[How ... noir.]
Dark, stormy night rolled madding over the wuthering moor, heedless of the heather blooms.
[Yeah, great -- and here’s Heathcliff wending soulfully through the tuffets.]
Darkness muffled the stormy night, damping dreams as well as earth.
[...and breeding lilacs out of the dead land.]
It was the best of dark and stormy nights, it was the worst of dark and stormy nights.
Once upon a dark and stormy night dreary, while I pondered weak...
To be a dark and stormy night, or not to be a dark...
Let us go then, you and I, when the dark and stormy night is spread out against the sky...
Call me a dark and stormy night.
Mother died today, or maybe last dark and stormy night -- I can't be sure.
These are the dark and stormy nights that try men’s souls.
In the beginning, it was a dark and stormy night.
It hadn’t rained for months, and the hard bright sunlight streaming all day through the window was harsh enough finally to kill the fat angry fly that clattered around in the dry air like a broken shopping cart. But now the sun had fallen, and night with it. Somewhere out of the Pacific, storm clouds crept through the darkness and laid hold of the sky.
Rain was falling.
It was almost comical, slopping down in a deliberate drench. I could picture the dark fairies hidden just above the backdrop of the clouds, giggling and snorting to each other, gleeful with malice, scooping out great wooden bucketfulls from the waters of the firmament. You just don’t expect government workers to try so hard. A light mist, a drizzle, maybe even a few scattered showers. The minimum, just to meet the quota. Certainly nothing as exuberant as this.
I smiled. Odd, how we smile outloud. Even when a man's so sick of himself he can barely breathe, he still acts out his little pantomimes. No one’s there, no one watching, no audience. Yet he talks to himself, smiles when he's alone. His inner life spills out, overflows, too much to be contained. Witness me, O Creation! I’m so interesting!
No one’s watching. No flies, no peeping toms, no fairies or angels or demons or ghosts. I didn’t see any. Well, maybe ghosts.
And still the rain falls.
I was in my office. I’d just wrapped up the Svenson case, and for the past few days I found myself with nothing to do. I was out of whiskey. I lit another cigarette. It was a dark and stormy night.
A knock sounded at the door. Goodness, who can it be at this late hour? ...