• Cat nail polish!
• Feather curling / waves & bobs / perms!
• Pig tanning booth, home spray-tan service! Treats vitiligo! - Also pig electrolysis, expandable to other household pets!
• Fishtank dye! (colored water)!
• Tail ribbons for ALL domestic, wild and feral animals! - also nose-rings - human adaptable!
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• Hyena meat - steaks, burgers, dogs, cutlets, briquette, loaf, shish kabob, bouillabaisse, tartar, bacon, jerky, etc.! Exotic! Trending (potentially)! Perfect for the Foodie!
-- Food truck, cart, stand, online, mail order, retail, franchise, promotional give-away, licensable!
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• "Pedi-Kyur"! Foot sanitizer (guaranteed to not sanitize hands)!
• "Knobs 'n' Homs"! Knee & elbow sanitizer (front & back!) (likewise, guaranteed NO hand sanitizing!)!
• "Pedi-Kyur"! Foot sanitizer (guaranteed to not sanitize hands)!
• "Knobs 'n' Homs"! Knee & elbow sanitizer (front & back!) (likewise, guaranteed NO hand sanitizing!)!
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Amazing board game! "The Filasufer King!" Based on Aristotle's "Nicomachean Ethics"! Provided: attractive corrugated cardboard playing surface; nine dodecahedral dice (a perfect solid!); ruler and colored pencil. The only rule is, there are no rules? Not here! Over ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY fantastic rules ... plus that ruler, for a ruler! Makes a great drinking game! Ages 18 and over!
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"On-the-Go"! Defecation prosthetic, facilitates STANDING defecation! Enhances the experience! Great exercise! Gender inclusive! (Not intended for 'sitters')! (WARNING - not to be used more than once per week! Side effects include varicose veins, liver & renal failure, colon perforation and septicemia, rectal hypertrophy, anal leakage, restless leg syndrome)!
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Alternative energy source! NOT solar! NOT wind! NOT tidal! NOT geothermal! NOT magnetic! NOT gravitational! NOT superconductors! NOT coriolis! NOT zero-point! NOT dilithium! NOT homeopathic! NOT aurora borealis! NOT St Elmo's fire/ ball/sheet lightning! NOT pyramids/ crystals! NOT Maxwell's Demon! To learn and exploit the powerful secret of ??? now, invest NOW!
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The Genderfix Bible - all "binary" gender errors corrected! Sample (copyright): "For Gox so loved the world that xe gave xers only begotten donx..."
Also available: the Quranx, the Book of Mormonx, Dianetix, the Bhagavad Gitax, I Chinx / Lao Tsex, The Origin of Speciex, The Communix Manifestox, How to Win Frienx and Influence Peoplex!
Ongoing correction projects: Moby Dix, Fifty Shades of Grex, The Cax in the Hat, The Wizarx of Oz, Alixe in Wonderland, Huckleberry Finx, Winnie the Poox!
Future projects: GI Jox, Barbix, Mx Potatox Head, sHex-wManx Miastrerxx of the Universex
Partnered with FaxeBoox!
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A patent-pending device for when your left testicle and the tip of your penis keep falling asleep!
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"Docoloxovoi"™! A high-connectivity online platform access that synergistically enhances all interpersonal, financial, intellectual, emotional, spiritual, volitional interfacing experiences eternally! Facilitated by a discreet & stylish cerebral implant owned and operated by the industry-leading Maitreya Corps™! Our motto: "You will not be able to regret it!"
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