As is well known, among his many stellar attributes Your Humble Author is a revered antiquarian of early 20th century American popular culture. Before the country was taken over by teenagers. I've touched lightly on the subject on previous occasions. You of course will be utterly uninformed on the matter, mired in Generation Gack as you are. Allow me to expose you to brilliance. Here, and here. Lum and Abner. Select parts of the above are laugh-out-loud ... no, excuse me, "LOL" funny. You see, I lower myself to my audience, that I may raise them up. The way you pat a puppy.
And speaking of petty arrogance, Obama literally said to Romney the literal actual outloud words in English with his mouth, “While we were coordinating an international coalition to make sure these sanctions were effective, you were still invested in a Chinese state oil company that was doing business with the Iranian oil sector.” What a punk. A line fed to him of course by his punk advisers Now I myself am in no way above saying something so small. I want to win arguments, and I have no need to protect the dignity of any high office, so being crass is a legitimate tactic with me. I'm no Jack Kennedy. Obama is no Joe Biden.
Speaking of whom, the man 0 chose to succeed him said, to Navy Seal Tyrone Woods' grieving father at the memorial service, "Did your son always have balls the size of cue balls?" Yes, Joe, and his dick was very big too. Now, what body part shall we talk about, in reference to Joe? Comments Mark Styne: "One assumes charitably that the vice president is acknowledging in his own inept and blundering way the remarkable courage of a man called upon to die for his country on some worthless sod halfway across the planet. But the near-parodic locker-room coarseness is grotesque both in its inaptness and in its lack of basic human feeling for a bereaved family forced to grieve in public and as crowd-scene extras to the political bigshot. Just about the only formal responsibility a vice president has is to attend funerals without embarrassing his country. And this preening buffoon of pseudo-blue-collar faux-machismo couldn’t even manage that." Couldn't have said it better myself.
But I digress. Back to the super genius. At the debate, 0 continued, "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military’s changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them.” I've cited this great oratory before. Allow me now to cite the incomparable Charles Krauthammer on this point: "This is 0bama’s case for fewer vessels? Does he think carriers patrol alone? He doesn’t know that for every one carrier, ten times as many ships sail in a phalanx of escorts?
0bama may blithely dismiss the need for more ships, but the Navy wants at least 310, and the latest Quadrennial Defense Review Independent Panel report says that defending America’s vital interests requires 346 ships (versus 287 today)."
Logic is a dying art -- went out with the study of Latin, and Shakespeare, and classical (rather than loose) rhetoric. We'll find out if it is thoroughly dead, come Election Day.
You are very dumb.